"I am afraid you do not like your pen. Let me mend it for you. I mend pens remarkably well." Caroline Bingley, Pride and Prejudice Though made of a humble feather, Quill pens are perhaps the most widely used writing instrument throughout history. Certainly none of Jane Austen's novels would be possible without them! To actually cut a quill pen , a sharp 'pen-'knife and much patient practice are needed. Select the feather from one of the first five flight feathers of any large bird such as a Goose, Swan or even a Peacock. Interestingly enough, feathers from the left wing fit the right hand best, and vice versa. Soak the feather in hot water until it is soft, harden it by pushing it into hot sand, then proceed as follows: 1: First shorten the plume (amount of shortening is optional). Then strip away the barb (which would otherwise rest uncomfortably against the knuckle of the index finger). 2: Cut away the tip of the barrel at a steep angle. Remove the membrane from inside the feather. 3: Make a slit in the top centre of the barrel. The best way to do this is to place the point of the knife inside the barrel, and lever the knife blade gently upwards, releasing pressure as soon as a crack occurs. 4: Slice a scoop from the underside of the pen, to about half its diameter, and centred on the slit. 5: Shape the nib on one side of the slit. 6: Shape the nib on the opposite side, making sure the two halves match. 7: If the underside of the nib is too concave, scrape it flat with a clean scooping cut, removing as little quill as possible. 8: To "nib" the pen, rest the underside of the point on a smooth, hard surface. Thin the tip from the top side by 'scraping' the blade forward at a shallow angle; then make a vertical cut, either at right angles to the slit or obliquely. On a very strong feather the last cut can be repeated to remove a very fine sliver, avoiding a rough underside on the tip of the nib. Naturally, you will want ink for your pen as well, and Martha Lloyd, Jane Austen's Sister-in-law has just the recipe: Take 4 ozs of blue gauls [gallic acid, made from oak apples], 2 ozs of green copperas [iron sulphate], 1 1/2 ozs of gum arabic. Break the gauls. The gum and copperas must be beaten in a mortar and put into a pint of strong stale beer; with a pint of small beer. Put in a little refin'd sugar. It must stand in the chimney corner fourteen days and be shaken two or three times a day. Of course, if this sounds like too much work, you can always buy a precut Plume pen and ink from our giftshop Quill instructions taken from Regia.org.